Latest spam email warning from OEE:
Hold on to your tits & tassels everyone! This deadline neo-superTrojan with Subject-line 'Kim Revenge Against Trump Voters' arriving from 'firstname.lastname@example.org,' it is, how you say, the doozie.
The following sexy portrait headshot of Kim Kardashian comes at top of HTML email layout, which is not entirely poor spam design as is often case, no?
Once again as usual, this unwanted 'Kim Spam' instantiation works on infection flaws in the network & leverages the insecure direct object references to do numbers on your authentication backdoors, veritably x-malperizing the catastrophic effect of misused boolean variables 'in the wild'.
The body of the email contains promise of seeing more nude pics of sexy-girl celebutard supreme & reality television starlet Kim Kardashian, explained, too that she has new piercings & tatts in very compromising positions. As if this is not for temptings enough, then it goes on to describe new moisturizing cream that all Kardashians use. It is apparently contain long-held secret ingredients brought in from Ancient Armenian Ararat [ aka 'A3' ] village supposedly once visited by this 'Fallen Angels' extra-terrestrial race from the year 3333 GC [ whatever this one means, no? ]. On top of this information, the spam emails describes how amazing-tight Kim's clitoris becomes from using the fragrant & deliciously edible 'A3' topical cream from Ararat Mountains from year 3333 GC. All of which brings to her incredible multi-thrombic orgasms aplumb & aplenty.
I mean, the email spam gets you kind of excited a bit ... but don't fucking fall for it, okay? Because it is all too good to be true.
Don't you forget it.
Understand me mister?
So please, whatever you do, do not click or tap on the links or the images for this email. It will not only send you to beta website that is NSFW things, which can cause workplace embarrassment & hours & hours of wasted cross-cube enjoyment conversations, but it will also infect your machines & device with anti-perfect forward security & narcolepsy, which, let me tell you, can make your afternoons a post-lunchtime groggy nightmare you do not want contending.
For your information & protection from Operation Enduring Email, this vital warnings:
Do not even think about opening email message or SMS with reference to From: Allison Deculus &/or From email: 'email@example.com'
This is no joke, okay!
In email form the Subject line will most likely be either 'Fubar.com has sent you an invite' or 'hey been trying to get you'. & if you just so much as open email or text message she will get you, no?
Just do not say I didn't warn you.
Don't be bigtime suckafoolz, aight?
More FYI for your considerations:
If you do open this message you will be jumpscreen surprised by huge fullscreen image of Stephen Bannon. Once again my good comrads, be especially careful of spam emails like these, okay? Delete them on the ASAPs. & definitely do NOT masturbate to image of this man. He is Deplorable #1 & 'New Leader of The Once-Free World By Proxy', so just delete message & move on with your day.
You can send this one to frenemies. You know? Any asshole annoying you, send the Bannon 'hey been trying to get you' spam emails to them. All 37 of them. It could distract frenemies on driving IRL to cause carcrash when mobile device goes bezerk on their haytah ass or something. Or it could make them die in the middle of a favorite video game where she / he / other makes valuable progress in late afternoon on a Tuesday. You just never know.
Remember: We all have the power to spread energy on the world. Anything is possible. Give 'em a whirl.
That's a 10-4 good buddies. Over 'n out now, ya hear?
::: OEE :::