April 30, 2004 — Operation Enduring Email, SiNuS BRaDy's government-subsidized program to stop spammers on an international basis and level, has apprehended spam suspect B12. B12 is thought to be Z21's closest ally in the recent evil plots to bring the corporate world to a hault using email technological overload. 'I found him casually walking around Davis Square, looking for a good café with a wifi connection, laptop slung over his shoulder,' said Mar Von Janko, assistant deputy to the Massachusetts branch of OEE, 'I wasn't about to let him get away.'
Janko followed B12 for approximately 33 minutes throughout the square, and waited for the spammer to settle in at the Starbucks just down the street from Buck A Book and the Somday. 'I knew he wasn't a Dunkin' Donuts person. His car is too fancy. I thought he might prefer a decent latte from the Someday or a similarly reputable independently owned cafetorium, but I never thought he'd be a Starbucker.' MVJ nods in contemplative disappointment.
'I saw him setting up, logging onto his MSN Hotmail account. He appropriated some imagery from a few sites like MessyFun and bn dot come, put together a quick HTML email in Frontpage,' Janko looks up as if praying to the eGods, 'and then proceeded to upload files to a server in the Philippines. He cut and paste the HTML into Hotmail and was just about to click 'send' when I jumped up and slapped the cuffs on him.'
B12 is being held at the Somerville Police Headquarters on $5,000,000,000 bail. When asked about the accusations, B12 remained silent and wrote a note requesting the return of his laptop. ::
Friday, April 30. 2004
Friday, April 2. 2004
March 33, 2004 — OEE still has no clue on the whereabouts of Z21. 'We’ve captured G29 and F22 — very closely linked to Z21 and his evil spamming coalition,' said Peter Jones, outsourced OEE coalition unit member, on location in Medford, Massachusetts. 'So far they [ G29 and F22 ] have not given any accurate details of where Z21 can be.' Updates to follow in the weeks to follow. ::
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